This is too good to pass up. Another law n order, bomb ‘em now Republican looking for nookie at the late unlamented GOP convention got levied with a sin tax — right down to his shorts.

GOP delegate’s hotel tryst goes bad when he wakes up with $120,000 missing

He himself is from Denver (ah, poetic justice) and lost, get this:

The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.

A $30,000 watch! And the Republicans like to talk about the Democratic ELITES!!

In an interview filmed the afternoon of Sept. 3 and posted on the Web site LinkTV.org, Schwartz was candid about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency.

“Less taxes and more war,” he said, smiling. He said the U.S. should “bomb the hell” out of Iran because the country threatens Israel.

Asked by the interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said the U.S. should take the country’s resources.

“We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement.”

A few hours after the interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz’s resources.

We can only hope the two events were related….